While in college...I worked as a delivery man at Town Deli Pizza...now this isn't just any deli...they sell everything from pizza to sandwiches, chips to cake...as part of my responsibilities...I would answer the phone and take orders when it was slow...One day I answer the phone to take an order...
John: Town Deli, Can I take your order
Customer: Yes, Id like to place an order for delivery
John: Sure, what would you like
Customer: Can I get a BLT on a toasted roll and a 20oz coke
John: Sure, anything else?
Customer: Do you guys sell toilet paper?
John: No mam.
Customer: O......Can I just have extra napkins then?
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- JohnBlog
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- Ok....so...in order to get the context of these blogs...u need to understand me...I am a 6'2 205 lbs muscular built stud....I really am...I swear...basically if I kept my mouth shut and stood perfectly still I would have girls all over me....the problem is that every time I talk...I shoot flames....and by that I mean gayness...like really gay...prob number two...Im seriously goofy...theres an oxymoron for you...but no for real...I live to be silly...yup...Im a regular silly goose... So any way...me as described above tend to always get myself into these hilarious situations...I mean...I dont even try people this shit just happens to me...I have always had a knack for telling stories and will always get a great reaction....soooooo I decided to create a blog with all my carrrrazzzaaayyy stories.... So here goes...all these stories are real events that have taken place in the past...as ridonkulous as they may sound...I hope u enjoy